We quit! Super Nintendo World is coming to America next year!

We’re quitting our jobs and applying!

Dear Boss,

Today we tender our resignation. Barring any bizarre world events, because that’s all the rage, Super Nintendo World will make its debut on American soil in 2023. The theme park will open in Universal Studios Hollywood, in California, at some point next year, Nintendo and Universal announced. The news came on Mario Day, March 10th, today, so we won’t be in the office tomorrow, March 11th, or Maril Day as we’re calling it.

We’ve decided to work as tour guides there, pointing people in the direction of Mushroom Kingdom-themed food courts and Mario Kart rides, and with our trusty special bracelets we’ll be able to collect virtual points that will add up to something eventually.

Here’s the tweet that proves it, in case you think we’re making this up:

#SuperNintendoWorld is opening in 2023 at Universal Studios Hollywood! Level up with exclusive merch at the Feature Presentation store, opening soon. pic.twitter.com/4qh0bDACGN

— Universal Studios Hollywood (@UniStudios) March 10, 2022

You can find us at the entrance, or next to one of the coin blocks. We’ll be dressed like Yoshi.

Sincerely,

Staff.