We’re on to you, Tom
Tom Nook is building a cult. That much is certain, at least according to the latest indoctrination video “trailer” for Animal Crossing: New Horizons. The cult leader “salesman” even enlisted his two sons to help trick the poor residents of whatever dumb name you give your town (which is why they keep leaving, obviously) to move to a deserted island.
Yup, give him your hard earned money and he’ll lead you to salvation, Survivor style, as he forces everyone to leave their worldly possessions behind and craft new ones out of stick and rocks.
Sure, Tom. Suuuuuuure.
Okay, that all sounds pretty neat actually.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons tricks us into buying it on March 20, 2020.
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