Waking up in the morning sucks. It’s the daily event that heralds having to put on pants, go to work and pay attention to your bodily functions. But now, thanks to the Vita and Wake Up Club, your mornings can be marginally less terrible when you hang out with the Wake Up Club Morning Up-and-at-‘Em Friends!

WUCMUF is a crack team of the video game industry’s best journalists with nothing better to do in the mornings than force you to face the harshness of reality. By downloading Wake Up Club for free and setting your alarms to 8 a.m. CST you can have a chance to wake up next to the Friends, earn trophies and save the Vita!

If you have a problem waking up, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire WUCMUF.

Eric Smith

“Female voice 6 is okay. I think the cat is the best.”

Eric is the team’s muscle and resident sunglasses aficionado. His boundless, cynical-ass cynicism fuels superhuman strength and invulnerability. The more pessimistic Smith gets, the stronger he gets, up to limits as yet unmeasurable by human science!

Steven Strom

“Fuck your cat! Common raccoon!”

Steven, the founder of these wake-up warriors, is the head of intelligence. If there’s a game you’ve never heard of and couldn’t care less about, odds are he’s an expert. He can then channel that useless knowledge into combat-ready constructs made of his own pure, blind optimism.

Cory Rolon

“This is already sounding like the worst idea ever.”

Little is known about Cory, the group’s master of disguise and deceit. Some say he can cloud men’s minds with only a bear magazine and an internet connection. Some say he can mold all of the hair on his body into any shape or form he chooses. All anyone knows for sure is that you want him on your side.

Erron Kelly

“I don’t have a Vita. Is this thing like, Alarm Clock: The MMO or something?”

Erron is the only member of WUCMUF to not own a Vita and therefore completely unable to use Wake Up Club.

SAVE THE VITA, SAVE THE WORLD!