The Evening Report: My Thoughts Edition

The Evening Report: My Thoughts Edition

I have spent the last hour poring over the news sites to find you readers something for you to sink your teethes into, and I do believe I have found a great snack for your mouths. Damn. I just realized I had yet to eat dinner and that line is a horrible lead in for these stories. Typing what I think isn’t turning out very well. Cardigan sweaters are ugly.

How much do you love Angry Birds, dear reader? Enough to pay for…and pay for again…and again? Confused? Well, you should be. ‘Sweet’ Steve Jobs decided that he wanted the Apple pockets lined just that much thicker with your dollar bills, so he will now allow subscriptions via the App Store. In all reality, this will only change several things, one of which is the ability for publishers to charge a subscription fee for newspapers and magazines. Your mini games will not be changed. Most likely.

P.S. You probably won’t have to pay a subscription for Angry Birds.

Source: TUAW

It is nearly mandatory that I post about Duke Nukem: Forever‘s “Balls of Steel Edition”. Unfortunately, I am no longer interested in what is contained within the box. So, for you to find out more, you will have to click this link. Wasn’t that hard, was it?

Everyone knows that Double Fine is a great game company, right? Well, they are. Today, the Tim Shafer led company announced it’s next title: A Sesame Street game being made for the 360’s Kinect. Sure, most adult gamers are saddened by this (unless they have kids that need a good game to play), but listen to this proposition: Imagine being able to tickle Elmo, in the game! You never thought of that, did you?

Source: Joystiq