Hello Internet; My name is Yaniv and I am a recovering alcoholic, this is my sponsor: Elton Cohen, and together we hope to get over my pitiful habi…..
Shoot, this is the wrong place isn’t it!
Oh internet, why do I bother? why dont I keep to myself and write about video games in my dream diary?
Its because of my ego.
Trust me oh e-pipes, you shall be astounded by my journalistic prowess and my extremely biased writing.
Would I care to indulge you in what exactly my bias is?
Why yes, yes I would; Text font.
Aha! the unspoken oppression in Video games! I promise you that I will be the Robert Gourlay (if you answered ‘?’ to the previous statement, then: CRACK A BOOK!) of Comic Sans MS, the Gandhi of Verdana! The George W. Bush of Ariel Bold! [Editorial note: I really dislike that font…]
If I cant select EXACTELY what font I want, out of a must have selection of 300, in Mass Effect2, that game will get a 3/10.
I’m currently on a extensive search for an interview with Epic’s own Clifford Blazilinskien about a selectable Times Narrow in the up-incoming hotness Gears of War 3, I have no hopes that Gears of War 2 will have its patched in, it would be too hardware intensive.
So as soon as I have that interview completed tomorrow, Ill post my Star Ocean 4 retrospective, and maybe a tirade on Skate2 whilst I’m at it?
Anyways, don’t miss our Show gram, episode 1, coming out in most retail outlets near you soon; remember, the mysterious Mr.Gan may be joining us this week, he may not, but if he is, be sure your parents arent in the room, he is a Crass-Ass motha fucka. Also, he’s ugly.
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